theblueboxonbakerstreet:

curiousgeorgiana:

theladyofthorns:

#a man is regretting giving the power of life and death to a vengeful 11-year old #a man should have expected this to go badly

#a man did not think this through

#a man looks at his life #a man looks at his choices

#a man would not be in this situation if a man had a sassy gay friend

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Posted on May 18, 2013 via end of the school year hiatus with 61,056 notes

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mister-sullivan:

oh my perfect.

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Posted on May 18, 2013 via Dorkly Staff Blog with 50,508 notes

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niacooy:

captain-ray-assbutt:

masterdateing:

masterdateing:

there is a knocking at my window i wonder if it is a boy come to confess his love for me

it is a confused bird

those two categories are not mutually exclusive

#this post is now animorphs

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Posted on May 18, 2013 via internet princess with 61,376 notes

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[AGGRESSIVELY FIST PUMPS TO COTTON EYE JOE]

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Posted on May 18, 2013 via my impossible girl with 3,584 notes

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mama-bird:

let’s invent a game called “infomercial”

when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way

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Posted on May 18, 2013 via Always Thinking with 133,219 notes

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neil-gaiman:

I was going to explain this photo, and then I decided that a caption competition would be more fun.

Photographer: www.markmanne.com

“I will never forget marrying those legs.”

Tagged: that's it that's the caption

Posted on May 18, 2013 via Neil Gaiman with 2,847 notes

geardway:

geardway:

THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM & EVE, NOT ADAM STAYS IN HELL FOREVER

wHY DID THIS GET NOTES

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Posted on May 18, 2013 via i wrote the gospel on giving up with 17,936 notes

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Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.

- JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via cybertronian)

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Posted on May 18, 2013 via The Unbearable Awkwardness Of Being with 6,052 notes

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benedictsbitch:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

agentbartowski:

pacokickthetaco:

ideas:

netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies

icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are

i smell a worthwhile kickstarter

netfics is just gonna end up being porn isn’t it

thats why we need it tho